Crypto News: Obama Scares Bikers in Sonoran Desert.

Cryptozoology News reports that there has been sightings of a humanoid/reptilian creature resembling the President of the United States.

The three cyclists witnessed the creature as they were nearing the half way mark of the 17-mile Old Pueblo Trail just outside of Tucson, Arizona.

One witness was quoted as saying, “We had been riding for about… I don’t know maybe nine hours, taking breaks every now and then. Then Michael says he needs to stop for a minute. We are waiting for him to finish when all of a sudden we see this long figure walking across the trail. He is maybe about 6-foot tall, very, very skinny, and it had an awkward gait, like a monkey…or a man with a disease, almost robotic, kind of.”

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Now I may not be the most experienced Reptoid hunter in this country but what it sounds like to me is that we have a President that cannot accept the constant pressure and turmoil caused by the actions of his country.

In times of high stress, he takes his natural form and employs the federally funded cave network (subterranean network of man-made caves linking all major cities of the United States) to escape the White House.

Just lucky enough to catch him in the strong spirit winds of the Sonora desert, these 3 friends are truly lucky for being a witness to one of the greatest phenomena in all of the world....and incredibly lucky that they were not apprehended for questioning by the ensuing "Men in Black."

I give these 3 friends, 2 thumbs up for standing their ground.