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Friday, February 14, 2014
[SPOTTED] Rick Dyer's "HANK" comes to life!
Shock and Awe during local Rick Dyer stop ensues!
It seems in the middle of displaying his "Hank" bigfoot body, the creature awoke from it's catatonic state, kicked Rick in the shin, took all the profits for the day and could be heard muttering obscenities in what could only be coined as "Bigfoot Chatter."
Hank then proceeded to rush to the nearby convenience store and relieve himself in the urinal.
In what could only be described as "jerk maneuver," Hank chose the middle urinal, making sure those who entered the bathroom would have to rub elbows with the big, stinky creature!
Who would have guessed bigfoot was such a heathen!
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LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteFreaking hilarious!
Joe Fitzgerald sent me here.
ReplyDeleteNope, Never heard of them
DeleteGood one puppet
ReplyDeleteHe has a colic at the cornhole
ReplyDelete"jerk manuever" huh probably not the involuntary kind.
ReplyDeleteThis suit does look like Hank.
ReplyDeleteGood find.
JFitz not happy bout did.
ReplyDeleteJFizzy run da city show no pity.
Dat MoFo is wack in da stack
DeleteYo ,Yo ,Y'all best check yo self, B, fo yo wreck yo self or else y'all gonna find yo self ,, BY,YO, SELF,,
DeleteUDIGG?..