Technical Issues

I apologize for the downtime but my computer crashed and I don't have the resources to maintain the blog until I get my computer back.

Crypto blogging is very time consuming when done on an iPhone.

I will be sure to come back with a fire lit under my bum when I get a new computer.

Thank you!

Have some Crypto related news or stories? How about your own account?

If you wish to spread awareness or just plain entertain us with your crypto related experiences, expeditions, stories, or sightings...

Bigfoot used in local Hearing Aid advertisement.

Scouring the internet for Cryptozoology News, I found this gem.

What better way to advertise for a hearing aid than tossing in bigfoot as a once in a lifetime moment.

[SPOTTED] Rick Dyer's "HANK" comes to life!

Shock and Awe during local Rick Dyer stop ensues!

It seems in the middle of displaying his "Hank" bigfoot body, the creature awoke from it's catatonic state, kicked Rick in the shin, took all the profits for the day and could be heard muttering obscenities in what could only be coined as "Bigfoot Chatter."

Somebody call Michael Merchant! White Bigfoot reported in Maine!

Making the rounds on the wire is a recently reported White Sasquatch sighting in Litchfield, Maine.

Like too many reported Bigfoot sightings, there was low visibility, inclement weather, lack of a credible witness...

BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP US!

Camera Trap captures HUGE families of Bili Apes and their activities (Male and Female!)

Researchers hiked through thousands of kilometers of untamed wilderness, dodging armed poachers, and rogue militants to find, photograph, and study one of the last remaining "mega-cultures" of chimpanzee.

NEW: Yowie Sighting at Ormeau, Queensland, Australia

 

This reported Yowie sighting is just the latest on the hunt for the Australian Sasquatch. (drawing by Bill Asmussen.)

 

[UPDATE] Silk Road 2.0 currently being hacked and drained of all bitcoin funds!

After posting a story earlier today about Crypto Currency (click HERE to view prior posting) and mentioning the former Silk Road as the largest "darknet" marketplace, the revamped SILK ROAD 2.0 has been under attack and all the legal crypto currency is being drained from vendors and shoppers.

This information comes to us from Reddit and appreciation goes out to /U/LedLevee for simplifying the current situation of the online marketplace:

[UPDATED: VIDEO NOW ON MOBILE DEVICES] Rick Dyer BF Tour Latest - Vandalism in the name of "art."

It seems that Hank isn't the only piece of artwork that Rick Dyer is capable of video taping and talking about. Here in his latest "World Tour" update, he proudly shows off his "tagging" skills as he spray paints his name and bigfoot tracking team name on an old Cadillac at Cadillac Ranch, Amarillo, Texas.

New Crypto Currency hits the Market

I'll be the first to admit that I have little knowledge when it comes to crypto currency. I had a few friends that understand it enough to dabble in former strongholds like the recently raided "Silk Road," and the use of bitcoins.

Crypto News: Obama Scares Bikers in Sonoran Desert.

Cryptozoology News reports that there has been sightings of a humanoid/reptilian creature resembling the President of the United States.

The three cyclists witnessed the creature as they were nearing the half way mark of the 17-mile Old Pueblo Trail just outside of Tucson, Arizona.

Crocodiles and Alligators hanging in the tree's???

Give me a 9' Sasquatch tree peaking over this site, any day, and any time. How would you like to be canoeing or in a small boat and have on of these dinosaurs drop on you?

NOPE. A whole bunch of NOPE.

What We Learned About Human Origins in 2013

This information comes directly to us by Charles Q. Choi, LiveScience Contributor.

Genetic Revelations on small wild cats in Brazil went as expected...

                        Apologies for not circling the individual with a red circle and yellow arrow

According to National Geographic --

Scientific American battles the Oklahoma Octopus!

Any person who considers themselves adept in the world of cryptozoology, at least in America, has heard of this freshwater Cephalopod. As rates of unexplainable drowning deaths have slow started knocking on the mainstream door, many are left scratching the head. The once placid and murky waters are harboring a dark secret and Scientific American takes a long look at the subject. ( Without the Hulkster of course...few men have the capital to pull that man out of debt.)

Nessie Dead? Doesn't Matter! Here's why...

With new being spread recently that Nessie has long since passed to the pearly gates (or purgatory for all we know, she was darn mysterious.) it seems that a new version of the Cryptid has risen not geographically far from the original Loch Ness in Scottland, over in Windermere.

Locals are calling the mysterious resident; Bownessie

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