Nessie Dead? Doesn't Matter! Here's why...

With new being spread recently that Nessie has long since passed to the pearly gates (or purgatory for all we know, she was darn mysterious.) it seems that a new version of the Cryptid has risen not geographically far from the original Loch Ness in Scottland, over in Windermere.

Locals are calling the mysterious resident; Bownessie